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Nimbus

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1. A model of Mitsubishi that all PUAs drive to clubs. There are special Nimbus-only parking spots in dark alleyways nearby the best clubs, for convenient pulls. The Mitsubishi is particular to this activity because it has condom and lube dispensers as a standard option, as well as extra boingy seats and an AMOG radar display system for those sticky extractions.

2. A phenomenon that occurs when absolute confidence and positivity interact with objective reality. This is similar to how extreme heat causes light to bend and make wavy patterns. The nimbus is often compared to a halo but it is much more palpable, albeit hard to perceive with the eyes alone. The nimbus is felt inside by anyone within its scope of influence and felt strongest by females who find it utterly mind blowing and irresistible. The nimbus may be the greatest asset to any man who is looking to attract the opposite sex. (as defined by Arcane)

3. When an individual is "in state", they may be described to have "Ignited Their Nimbus", igniting your nimbus is easy, you can do it by reaching to the sky with your left hand as a claw, then grabbing the air with a clenched fist and pulling down the air much like you would pull a corded light switch and rotating you fist as your arm decends, for best results place your right hand on your left bicep whilst your left arm is descending, and say in a powerful and manly tone "LEVEL UP!" congratulations! Your nimbus is now ignited, I ignite my nimbus all the time, I say “LEVEL UP!” followed by laser and explosion sound effects, hahaha!

[edit] See also

Nimbulation

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